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...courtesy of my desk calendar:

Pierre, a Frenchman, Trevor, an Englishman, and Sammy, a Jew, were discussing their prowess as lovers.

Pierre said, "I covered my wife in champagne and she screamed for ten minutes."

"Nothing at all," boasted Trevor. "I poured clotted cream on my wife and she screamed for nearly an hour."

"Big deal," said Sammy. "On my wife, I rubbed schmaltz [chicken fat]. She screamed for three hours!"

The others stared in disbelief. "How did you manage to make the woman scream for three hours?!"

Sammy replied, "I wiped my hands on the bedspread."