Warning... this is kind of like that joke about biting into an apple and finding half a worm..
I bought some apples at the grocery store not two days ago and brought one into work today. I even washed off the surface, like I always do.
First bite tastes OK. With the second bite still in my mouth, I notice the inside looks a little grey. I spit it out immediately and cut the thing open with a knife.
It's fucking BLACK on half the inside. UGGGH!
It's 3:45 on a Friday. Can't I just go home now?
I bought some apples at the grocery store not two days ago and brought one into work today. I even washed off the surface, like I always do.
First bite tastes OK. With the second bite still in my mouth, I notice the inside looks a little grey. I spit it out immediately and cut the thing open with a knife.
It's fucking BLACK on half the inside. UGGGH!
It's 3:45 on a Friday. Can't I just go home now?
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Date: 2004-12-03 01:04 pm (UTC)I got a note from my boss while I was in a meeting:
Leave early today. Have a great weekend.
So I think you should go home now.