EWWWWW!

Dec. 3rd, 2004 03:43 pm
av8rmike: Pumpkin barfing seeds (barf)
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Warning... this is kind of like that joke about biting into an apple and finding half a worm..

I bought some apples at the grocery store not two days ago and brought one into work today. I even washed off the surface, like I always do.

First bite tastes OK. With the second bite still in my mouth, I notice the inside looks a little grey. I spit it out immediately and cut the thing open with a knife.

It's fucking BLACK on half the inside. UGGGH!

It's 3:45 on a Friday. Can't I just go home now?

Date: 2004-12-03 01:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scout1222.livejournal.com
Gross.

I got a note from my boss while I was in a meeting:

Leave early today. Have a great weekend.

So I think you should go home now.

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