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In my ire over the podcasts yesterday, I completely forgot to mention something that made me laugh.
Woman Charged with Running Prostitution Ring. An excerpt:
Elizabeth A. Harrison, 35, was charged with engaging in prostitution and other offenses, police said in a statement. The operation, which police broke up last week, advertised "sexual services" online and arranged meetings with clients at an apartment in the 3500 block of Sharon Wood Road.

...It's one of those "say it out loud" jokes.

Date: 2008-03-07 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demonlord-lover.livejournal.com
I couldn't get it at first. then I did as advised and said it out loud. LOL Geez. What a name for illicit assignations.

Date: 2008-03-07 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] av8rmike.livejournal.com
Somewhere in Columbia, MD (a community full of weird street names) there's a Satan Wood Drive. Supposedly it was intended to be Satin Wood, but someone screwed up and the name stuck. The residents actually don't want the name changed.

Date: 2008-03-07 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demonlord-lover.livejournal.com
LOL I imagine it cuts back on crime. Who'd want to rob a house on Satan Wood Drive?

Date: 2008-03-08 01:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danceswithcats1.livejournal.com
I recall a news article about a new development with a street called Morning Wood. A bunch of people who have nothing better to do than worry about shit like that protested and forced a change.

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