Behind in my Onion reading
Jan. 4th, 2006 09:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
av8rmikeLast weeks horoscope for Gemini:
You will be transported to the year 5766--a bizarre world where black is white, right is wrong, and the consumption of pork and shellfish is prohibited by law--after converting to Judaism next month.
Now if I could just figure out why I feel like hell this morning. Four hours of sleep could be one reason.
You will be transported to the year 5766--a bizarre world where black is white, right is wrong, and the consumption of pork and shellfish is prohibited by law--after converting to Judaism next month.
Now if I could just figure out why I feel like hell this morning. Four hours of sleep could be one reason.
