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There was a dude who passed me on the sidewalk yesterday, on a Segway. Ten minutes later, he was in the same grocery store as me, now using the Segway as a carrier for his grocery basket.

I'm not sure which of these things looked dorkier.

If it's Monday, it's Jason Quotes...

"How did my career come to this?"

"If you don't play at 138, feel free to give me the finger."

"Diminuendo, which is Italian for, 'get me out of here!'"

"Spanish people are never on time."