Rehearsal

A.K.A. "This week in Jason quotes".

"This whole introduction [of Ives' 2nd Symphony] is one big organ prelude. Ives wants to sound like it's leading somewhere spiritual... Too bad it's to 'Turkey in the Straw'."

"Cellos, bless your hearts, but you seem to think 'accelerando' means 'slow down'."

"Bassoon, you're actually playing a horn part there, but the horns can't play that low. So you're going to need to be more horny."