Hey! I am doing the news!

When I saw this pop up in my Google Desktop RSS reader, I just assumed it was something out of The Onion. Sadly, it appears to be all too real: Weekly World News Killed By Aliens, Zombie Elvis, Declining Circulation
MSNBC article, in case the first one isn't real-sounding enough. Check out the picture. I remember when that stupid alien met with then-President Clinton, the flip-flopper.

Also, how'd I not hear that Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner died on Sunday?