Yes, I'm a dork

[av8rmike]

I'm eating some Breyers' Yogurt, which proudly proclaims on the container that it is "smart!" and "boost[s] your brain with DHA". Of course, when I first look at it, I see "with DNA" and am thinking, "whose DNA?"

Off to Acronym Finder! It's either Docosahexaenoic Acid, Dihydroxyacetone, or Dehydroascorbate. Wikipedia confirms it's the first (an essential Omega-3 fatty acid), as the second is an active ingredient in sunless tanning lotions, and the last is a form of vitamin C. Aren't you glad I'm here to tell you these things?

Comments

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's a fun little website. Although I am distressed to know that my initials work out to be (among other things) Sanitary Napkin Disposal.

[lollobrigida.livejournal.com]

Apparently you need to EAT MORE YOGURT.

It's secret code telling you to do just that so you can understand their snazzy ad campaign.

Side note that site cracks me up since I spent 15 minutes at job two trying to make up acronyms for CHUMP that related to a guy at work that cuts his own hair and just does the worst job ever. My favorite of the evening? Chimps Have Used Methods Perfectly and Cutting Hair Unsupervised = Many Problems.

[demonlord-lover.livejournal.com]

I'm really hoping it's not what is in suntan lotion. Ewww

[av8rmike.livejournal.com]

You could have gone high-brow with Sisters of Notre Dame, but no...

[av8rmike.livejournal.com]

"Breyers: Now with DNA! But Whose?"

The second acronym describes someone I know and is better, despite requiring the equals.

[karlgrenze.livejournal.com]

Am I a bigger dork because I knew what the lettsrs stood for before you?

[av8rmike.livejournal.com]

Only if you hadn't been in the, you know, medical profession. =P

[danceswithcats1.livejournal.com]

The second will make it look as though you sleep on the beach with your mouth open.