Because there aren't enough news stories about tasering streakers:

[av8rmike]

Greased-up naked streakers, that is! Or URLs with "naked guy" in them. Or excuses to use the "pants" icon.

"That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," [Lt. Jeff] Gaylor said.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/30/naked.guy.ap/index.html

Comments

[guinastasia.livejournal.com]

"public indecency"

Am I the only one who initially read that as pubic indecency?

Heh.

[av8rmike.livejournal.com]

Until someone else steps forward, I think the answer might be "yes". ;)