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av8rmike ([personal profile] av8rmike) wrote2007-05-21 02:05 pm
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Playing hooky from work today because:
  • I have the time available
  • They wanted to come in and photograph the apartment for advertising and I wanted to apologize for the messy-ness*
  • I deserve a mental health day after the exhausting performances all weekend
  • It's a nice day, too!

I went to the store for a few things and saw a woman who was so out of proportion, she had to have breast implants, lip implants, and ass implants. To top it all off, she was wearing a (not-at-all-fitting) shirt with an arrow pointing up and reading, "I'm up here". I wanted to say to her, "don't bet on it", or "not from where I'm standing", but I didn't want a beatdown. She had to have been some kind of exotic dancer.

Important rehearsal tonight, with the BSO concertmaster. I'm hoping it won't be intimidating.

*-They said mine was still cleaner than others they had seen.

[identity profile] njg00.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
you are moving?

[identity profile] tidesong.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! Here!

Kidding of course. ...sigh ;)

[identity profile] danceswithcats1.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ass implants? Heh.

[identity profile] tidesong.livejournal.com 2007-05-22 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I have those, too. They come in the form of deep-fried appetizers....

[identity profile] guinastasia.livejournal.com 2007-05-22 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe she was related to this woman (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=421677)?

[identity profile] av8rmike.livejournal.com 2007-05-22 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry... no, they weren't just photographing my apartment, it was all of them. No plans to move just yet.