av8rmike: Mythbuster's Adam, text: I reject your reality and substitute my own! (reality)
Oops, forgot to post from DW first!

Now that we've thoroughly kicked around Catholicism from last week, on to the next controversial topic: the environment!

Observation: We got five feet of snow in February.
Conclusion: Global warming must be a myth.

Observation: It's now 91° outside, and it's the first week of April.
Obvious Conclusion: Global freezing must also be a myth.

Axiom: The globe is neither warming nor cooling.
Conclusion: All weather is a figment of your imagination.

Do they give out Nobel Prizes for logic?
av8rmike: Tenth Doctor, text: Do not MESS with a TIMELORD (timelord)
This was too good not to share, which I came across a while back linked from someone else's blog:

[livejournal.com profile] ask_captainjack [Harkness, not Sparrow]: Should I get a Dreamwidth account?
av8rmike: Photo of pile of Korean money (money)
Looks like economic problems may be hitting my company as well.

They've started to buy the cheap toilet paper.
av8rmike: (watching elljay comments)
Wow, how did I never know how many celebrities used LiveJournal? Apparently, there's even a Wikipedia page listing them. Now you can all LJ-stalk your favorite (in)famous person!

Disclaimer: The owner of this journal does not condone stalking in any form. Stunts performed by trained professionals; Do not attempt. Do not take LiveJournal if you take nitrates for chest pain. Seek medical attention if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, especially if you are a woman.


Nov. 5th, 2008 02:29 pm
av8rmike: Mythbuster's Adam, text: I reject your reality and substitute my own! (reality)
Yes, my friends, it is truly a(n) historic day; One which I wasn't sure I would see in my lifetime. Now that it's here, I have to keep pinching myself to make sure I'm not dreaming.

Google Maps' Street View has finally come to Baltimore and Washington, D.C.

EDIT: Although, judging from the appearance of the building next to mine, the pictures are at least a year old, and they're missing several major streets in downtown Baltimore.
av8rmike: Man in suit at computer looking pleased, text: Internet/serious business (serious business)
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Your mom!
av8rmike: Darth Vader on Death Star, text: I find your lack of pants disturbing (pants)
I'm having way more fun than I should be searching through the ABS Steel Vessel Rules for the string "poop".

Sample results:
  • "Poop Side Plating"

  • "Bridges and Poops"

  • "Exposed Poop Decks"

  • "Access to Midship Quarter between Poop and Bridge"

  • "A bridge or poop is not regarded as enclosed unless an alternate means of access is provided for the crew from any point on the exposed portion of the uppermost continuous deck to reach the machinery space or other working spaces within these superstructures when the bulkhead openings are closed."

I even found the equation to calculate the thickness of the poop.
av8rmike: Star of David (jewish)
Re-posting this from [livejournal.com profile] tidesong, since she didn't make it public....

I should also mention here that good people of Jones Soda have not only made both a Christmas and a Chanukah holiday pack of sodas, but they somehow managed to make the Christmas Ham Soda kosher: [link]
av8rmike: Pittsburgh Steelers helmet and logo (steelers)
Best unintentional double entendre by a football announcer:

"Big Ben [Roethlisberger] loves his tight ends."
--Dick Enberg, calling today's game against Cincinatti.


Jul. 24th, 2007 10:51 am
av8rmike: LOST's Locke at computer, text: I'm in ur hatch, pushing ur button (pushing ur button)
I was particularly amused by all the people reading HP&DH in the airports yesterday. I wanted to go up to them and say, "Wow, can you believe the ending? Who'd have guessed that:

Snape turned out to be Harry's father!

Hermione was really a guy!

Rosebud was Harry's wand!

Harry wakes up in bed and finds Dumbledore in his shower!"

etc etc. Because that's just the kind of guy I am.

Food Fun

Apr. 3rd, 2007 02:13 pm
av8rmike: Star of David (jewish)
Hmmmm... Manischewitz-brand macaroons (the greatest Passover snack food ever) contain both "sugar" and "invert sugar". I would think that these are two substances that, if they come into mutual contact, would destroy the Universe. It's possible they just produce tremendous amounts of goodness, which would explain the macaroons.


av8rmike: Futurama's Bender in Jeffries tube, text: I'm done reconfoobling the energymotron (Default)

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