av8rmike: Pumpkin barfing seeds (barf)
Somehow I got into a conversation between the grocery store employees on how to eat pig's feet. I said they are probably boiled down, like in some kind of broth or pork stock.
av8rmike: Pumpkin barfing seeds (barf)
Someone in the office is eating BRUSSEL SPROUTS for lunch.

Oh G-d... it smells like rotting leafy green death.
av8rmike: Pumpkin barfing seeds (barf)
No wonder the lunch special at that take-out place only costs $6. I was so sure my fortune was going to say, "That wasn't chicken" because I'm pretty sure my sesame chicken wasn't.
av8rmike: Pumpkin barfing seeds (barf)
Everyone who's come into my office in the last day or so has said the same thing: "Man, it smells like cat pee in here."

Thanks, I hadn't noticed.
av8rmike: Pumpkin barfing seeds (barf)
What kind of person, in this day and age, still uses chewing tobacco? Other than the inbred hillbillies, I guess.
av8rmike: Pumpkin barfing seeds (barf)
Evidently, when you don't defrost an office refrigerator for around 2 years, yogurt grows on the bottom of the ice chest!

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