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Oops, forgot to post from DW first!

Now that we've thoroughly kicked around Catholicism from last week, on to the next controversial topic: the environment!

Observation: We got five feet of snow in February.
Conclusion: Global warming must be a myth.

Observation: It's now 91° outside, and it's the first week of April.
Obvious Conclusion: Global freezing must also be a myth.

Axiom: The globe is neither warming nor cooling.
Conclusion: All weather is a figment of your imagination.

Do they give out Nobel Prizes for logic?

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